15 Questions for Jeff Pack

Welcome to the last part of my little social experiment. The last person that I chose to give 15 questions is Jeff Pack. It was in quarter one when I last wrote something about him. And as far as I know, Jeff is still a gargantuan fan of Cher. So let's get onto the responses!

1. If you had to date one male celebrity who would it be and why?
Jeff would date Chris Evans simply for the reason that he's Captain America. I mean, dating a superhero wouldn't be so bad.

2. If you had to date one female celebrity who would it be and why?
I was actually extremely surprised when Jeff said that he would date Jennifer Lawrence instead of Cher. I mean like what has happened to him? But then he explained himself by saying that he wouldn't date Cher because she couldn't have kids (which makes sense I guess). And I guess Jennifer Lawrence is his second fav female celeb.

3. Would you rather live at the South Pole or at the North Pole
He would rather live in the North Pole (he'll be near Canada eh).

4. If you only had to eat one thing for the rest of your days what would it be and why?
Jeff made it very clear that he would DRINK his all time fav drink:
Diet Coke. This makes sense since he sends me daily snapchats of his Diet Coke addiction.

5. What was the last lie you told?
Another very typical teenage response, "I don't have any homework."

6. What is your ideal pizza?
This a new fav pizza, barbecue chicken from the Snake River Brewery in Jackson, WY.  I'm kind of surprised that we got no just cheese responses.

7. What was your first thought this morning?
"I need more sleep," that's a good one (I need more sleep too).

8. If you could be any age for a week, what age would it be?
Jeff would be 25 years of age. Kind of interesting that both Jeff and Ava said ages in the twenties, while Faith said that she'd be nine.

9. What cheers you up?
Typical Jeff said, "Diet Coke."

10. Have you ever eaten a crayon or glue?
He made it very clear to me when he said NO to this question (kind of suspicious if you ask me).

11. What is your favorite word?
Jeff's favorite word isn't an English word. It's a Spanish word, the word is tonto. Which I guess means stupid (I take Chinese so I didn't know this). I guess its not the kindest word ever but whatever.

12. What is your least favorite word?
The word frivolous is Jeff's least favorite word. He just hates the way it sounds. And frivolous means (according to the Apple dictionary) is not having any serious purpose are value.

One of Jeff's favorite pictures from Wyoming. There are the
Tetons. Photo courtesy of fishinginyellowstone.com

13. If you had to named after a city or area, what city or area would it be?
Jeff loves the great state of Wyoming, and he would love to be named after an area there.

14. Have you ever had any relatives in jail?
Once again he has typed this word in a capitalized state. It's the word of NO.

15. Mountains or the beach?
And once more its MOUNTAINS. Typical Parkite.

That's it! Some very interesting responses. I hope that was entertaining to read, cause it was definitely entertaining to write!

Rose Mclaughlin: "A Ninja Combined With a Super Genius"

Rose in Portland at Powell's Books.
Photo Courtesy of Rose Mclaughlin.

I have known Rose Mclaughlin for quite some time now, and she has never ceased to impress me. I mean she knows whats up when it comes to achieving goals. Like she's a literal ninja, masterfully combined with a super genius. Like why can't this girl share her talent with the rest of the general population? But she's a totally awesome person and a great friend as well.

I'll start things off with Rose's biggest inspiration. She says that it's a girl who does karate like herself. Her name is Maxine. Maxine is very short but still fights girls who are a lot taller than her. But that does not change had attitude what so ever. But what Rose likes the most about maxine, is that she's a very confident and strong woman.

When Rose is older and even a stronger and more independent woman, she would love to become a children's psychologist. That sounds awesome to me! I mean I would love to help people but I have this huge problem with seeing bloods and guts that I just can't get over. And that's why Rose wants to become a psychologist, to help people without seeing all of the other icky and gross parts. Rose would also love to live in Portland, Oregon. Now, if you've read my bio, then you would know that I too share that same dream of living in that gorgeous town. It has A+++ donuts at Voodoo's donuts and also like the largest bookstore in the country. So I mean who wouldn't wanna live there?

A word to describe Rose: bibliomaniac. This girl loves her books more than anything else in this world. Like I bet if I were to name all of the books that I have read in the past, she could probably do a quick synopsis of each lickety-split. So she mainly spends her time reading. But if she's not reading then you would probably find her watch America's/Britain's Got Talent clips on YouTube, or she'll be enjoying The Voice (team Adam all the way)!

Rose love and hates a lot of things. She loves to read, partake in karate, and sitting quietly in her room (probably with a book) without any annoying siblings. And Rose hates, annoying people, and people who have this messed up vision that they're special or whatever. See, Rose has definitely got it figured it out. But besides for the fact that she know what's up, she is also amazingly nice and is awesomely talented.

Ava Hamilton: "A Spiritual Helper"

Ah, the mesmerizingly fantastic Ava Hamilton. A daughter of an airline pilot and of a flight attendant. She was born into an airborne family.  I met Ava back in sixth grade when we both had band together. The first thing I noticed was that she was extremely tall. (I was scared to approach her.) But thankfully for me we started talking and become almost instantaneous friends. She is sweet and warmhearted with a touch of sass.

During her almost endless free time (because her parents are always away), she engages in the following hobbies: reading her favorite books, listening or finding new and swaggy music, and of course slowly becoming a world champion softball player. She also partakes in karate and is currently a gold belt.

A selfie from Ava. Photo Curtesy: Ava Hamilton

Ava’s all time dearest memory is the time that she went to her friend’s beach house. She was really young but doesn’t quite remember the age. She was with her best friend Cheyanna and basically what happened was that there was a tub of cookie dough. I think that you could guess what happened after they found it. Here’s a hint: they ate every last bit of uncooked yumminess. Ava and Cheyanna were also in a bathtub while gorging down the cookie dough. The next day, the two of them were throwing up their stomachs.

Ava is extremely music obsessed. I mean you always see her with an earbud in one ear. I bet that her playlist is nearly infinite. Currently her favorite bands consist of Abandon All Ships or Ghost Town. Apparently her bands change frequently.

One thing that Ava wants do when she’s older is to help people. But her best bet for a career choice is to do Reiki and card readings. So, Ava is connected with the spiritual side of things.

Okay this one is pretty cool. When she is older, Ava wants to live, "In a long sleeve weather, rainy, cloudy town.” Those were her exact words and I personally want to live in a place exactly like that description.

A word that Ava would use to describe herself is weird. Being weird is kind of what I’m all about. Not fitting in to the status quo and being a wallflower is literally what I live for. So being weird is actually amazingly awesome. Being weird is a perfect reason for befriending someone.

Ava hates the word perfect. I mean she hates that word. She claims that the word’s definition changes from person to person. But some things that Ava loves are cuddling, her dogs Duce and Roxy, and her friends. That should show you how loving she truly is.


Ava is literally the most loyal and kind friend that you could ask for. She can inspire your creative mind with just one word. Ava is an imaginative writer and can take your breath away using words. She can have an extremely positive impact on a wallowing life. Ava is a hard worker when she applies herself and can accomplish numerous things.

Jeff Pack: "Cher's Ultimate Fan"

Jeff and his sister. Photo courtesy of Jeff.

I recently interviewed one of my closest friends: Jeff Pack. I have known Jeff for an extremely long time. I'm talking like at least twelve years. We basically grew up with each other. I vividly remember having playdates at his house watching Scooby Doo and the Lochness Monster. I also have a memory where he came to my house and we got into an epic controversy about a puzzle and whether or not the picture was of a tractor or a dumpster. Or the time when I tried my first diet coke at his house and we both spat it out.

But a couple of years of ago we wanted to watch Jaws. Being the multi-taskers that we are we also had to make Ghirardelli chocolate brownies. On the box it asked for one and 1/3 teaspoons of water. Well being the idiots that we were we thought that it was eleven thirds teaspoons of water. So we put eleven teaspoons into the mix. It became incredibly watery and we asked Jeff’s mom about it and she just bursted into laughter. I guess you could say that that is the reason why we have to take a math class everyday.

Jeff really loves Cher. I mean he really loves Cher. He is so obsessed with her that when ever I go to his house we listen to his endless Cher CDs or we watch his DVD copy of Cher's Farewell Tour. I also am convinced that he knows the lyrics to every Cher song ever. Here is one of our conversations earlier. I asked him: so why do you love Cher so much? His response: "She is the greatest singer and actress in the history of the world! I mean obviously." That was literally his exact response.

But besides for Cher, Jeff actually does karate and is currently two belts away from a black belt. He loves a double double at In-n-Out Burger and a cold diet coke. An interesting fact about Jeff is that he is friends with Mr. Macias. Yep the burly math teacher that we have all come to love. I have personally heard Jeff and Mr. Macias talking about me and other fellow classmates. They kind of have a strange relationship. Like how Mr. Macias will tell Jeff all about his upcoming jokes that he will tell in class. (weird right.) Jeff loves to talk about Cher. But no matter what you do, do not think that he is talking about Cher Lloyd. I have personally made that terrifying mistake.

Cher. Photo courtesy of Jeff.